(Reposted from June 2012)
This was a real conversation. I couldn’t make this stuff up.
A husband and wife are riding in the car.
The wife asks: What do you call those little blue flowers on the side of the road?
Husband says: They’re weeds
Wife: Why are they weeds, their pretty?
Wife: And those little white flowers that look like miniature daisies, are you going to tell me they are weeds?
Husband: Yes, weeds.
Wife: They shouldn’t be weeds. They would make a great filler in a flower arrangement.
Husband: They’re weeds, they grow all over the place.
Wife: Maybe they’re wildflowers.
Husband: No, weeds.
Wife: Alright then, what makes one flower a flower and another flower a weed?
Husband: I’m sure it has something to do with size and beauty of the flower!
Wife: So you’re telling me size matters?